Stephen King channels Jon Carry
“I don’t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don’t, then you’ve got, the Army, Iraq, I don’t know, something like that. It’s, it’s not as bright. So, that’s my little commercial for that.”
Why do I get the feeling that Stephen King drives around the back roads of Maine in a late model Volvo with a Kerry for President bumper sticker still on it.
His next book is an autobiography titled Ignoramus Maximus.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:56 am
I think it is spelled “Stevin Cing”
May 12th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Stephen King = Jawn Carry…
Unbelievable…our good friends at Pundit Review caught this one. Stephen King thinks the same as Jawn Carry and it’s caught on video……
May 12th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Meanwhile a Father and Son talk-
Son- Daddy, what did you do in the war?
Father- Well, I got a Silver Star and three self-inflicted Purple Hearts! But you have to be smart like Daddy, Son, or you’ll end up in Iraq!
Son- But you were in Vietnam, Dad.
Father- Yes, and Daddy was smart and fast as a swift-boat, able to put himself in for a star, and get it, able to put himself in for three hearts, and get it, and…and…
Son- Lie in front of Congress!
Father- That’s TESTIFY! Be a good little boy and run along, Stevie!
Son- Dad?
Father- Yes?
Son- Why is my last name King?
Father- I guess Teresa named you after your birth father, Don King.
Son- Well thanks, Dad. I’m gonna work on my screenplay for the Munster’s now. Ha-ha!
(runs away)
Father- One of theses days, boy!
…I gotta get me huntin license.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:05 am
WOW, here I thought Steven King was dead. Way to get yourself back in the news you zero.