Posted by Kevin on May 5, 2008 @ 18:50

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“I don’t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don’t, then you’ve got, the Army, Iraq, I don’t know, something like that. It’s, it’s not as bright. So, that’s my little commercial for that.”

Why do I get the feeling that Stephen King drives around the back roads of Maine in a late model Volvo with a Kerry for President bumper sticker still on it.

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His next book is an autobiography titled Ignoramus Maximus.

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5 Comments »
  1. I think it is spelled “Stevin Cing”

    Comment by awtm — May 10, 2008 @ 7:56 am


  2. Stephen King = Jawn Carry…

    Unbelievable…our good friends at Pundit Review caught this one. Stephen King thinks the same as Jawn Carry and it’s caught on video……

    Trackback by BLACKFIVE — May 12, 2008 @ 9:30 am


  3. Meanwhile a Father and Son talk-

    Son- Daddy, what did you do in the war?

    Father- Well, I got a Silver Star and three self-inflicted Purple Hearts! But you have to be smart like Daddy, Son, or you’ll end up in Iraq!

    Son- But you were in Vietnam, Dad.

    Father- Yes, and Daddy was smart and fast as a swift-boat, able to put himself in for a star, and get it, able to put himself in for three hearts, and get it, and…and…

    Son- Lie in front of Congress!

    Father- That’s TESTIFY! Be a good little boy and run along, Stevie!

    Son- Dad?

    Father- Yes?

    Son- Why is my last name King?

    Father- I guess Teresa named you after your birth father, Don King.

    Son- Well thanks, Dad. I’m gonna work on my screenplay for the Munster’s now. Ha-ha!
    (runs away)

    Father- One of theses days, boy!
    …I gotta get me huntin license.

    Comment by JihadGene — May 12, 2008 @ 9:53 am


  4. WOW, here I thought Steven King was dead. Way to get yourself back in the news you zero.

    Comment by ST333 — May 12, 2008 @ 10:05 am


  5. As an Australian and avid reader of his previous work. I say…..Fuck him and the horse he rode in on!

    Comment by Jon — May 13, 2008 @ 5:27 am


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