January 18, 2006

Ted Kennedy’s Bad Week Just Got Worse

By Kevin
Topics:
Politics

Earlier this week Ted Kennedy was interviewed by Andy Hiller of the local NBC affiliate. Hiller asked Kennedy about his belonging to The Owles, an all male club at Harvard. He asked Kennedy if he was a member and Kennedy said no, he just pays $100 per year, for 54 years.

Question: Do any of you pay $100 per year for half a century to an organization that you don’t belong to? Just curious, would love to hear from you if you do.

Hiller also asked Ted if he would pass muster if he went before the Senate Judiciary Committe. Kennedy’s reply, “No, probably not.”

And that was before THIS,

Ted Kâ??s secret love child a secret no more

The National Enquirer splashes this week with a shocking story about Sen. Ted Kennedyâ??s secret love child with a Cape Cod woman whom the mag says he dated during his days as a swinging single.

According to the tabloidâ??s source, the boy, named Christopher, just celebrated his 21st birthday and is â??mature enough to make his own choices about his background and biological father.â?ť
A Kennedy family confidante told the Enquirer, â??This is one of the biggest secrets in the Kennedy family and known to only a few people including Tedâ??s ex-wife, Joan.â?ť As for the senator, his spokesgal Melissa Wagoner last night called the tabloid tale â??irresponsible fiction.â?ť
Hereâ??s the story according to the Enquirer: Back in 1983, Kennedy, then 51, took up with Caroline Bilodeau, an attractive brunette, several months before divorcing Joan, the mother of his three kids â?? Kara, Ted Jr. and Patrick.

Luckily for his “love child”, his mother was smart enough not to raise him as a Kennedy,

She has always been very protective of Christopher and wanted him to have a normal life, not the life a Kennedy lives.

In honor of the senior senator, today’s word of the day is,

schadenfreude \SHAHD-n-froy-duh\, noun:
A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of others.

6 Responses to “Ted Kennedy’s Bad Week Just Got Worse”

  1. Super Fun Power Hour Says:
    January 18th, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    No wonder Ted Kennedy wrote a children’s book

    I can imagine she didn’t tell him in the car. Or near a body of water.

  2. J. Dow Says:
    January 18th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    That’s my boy, Teddy !!! You gotta love the fat bastard.

  3. John Says:
    January 19th, 2006 at 8:37 pm

    No matter what this lowlife does, the idiots in the peoples republic of Mass will keep voting him in to office. It’s too bad the voters can’t seem to grasp that this out of touch liberal couldn’t care less about them. Do you think chubby ever misses a meal let alone a chivas on the rocks? You have to wonder about the real story why fatso left Mary Jo in the Olds as it filled with seawater. Maybe she carried his seed as well.

  4. The Centre of the Universe Says:
    February 22nd, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    No wonder Ted Kennedy wrote a children’s book

    He must have been nostalgic for his Love Child.The National Enquirer splashes this week with a shocking story about Sen. Ted KennedyÂ?s secret love child with a Cape Cod woman whom the mag says he dated during his days as a swinging single.According …

  5. Bob Faunce Says:
    March 20th, 2006 at 9:36 am

    This is a case where they saved the worst (Kennedy) boy for last. This disgusting fat pig has the gall to berate the likes of Alito, Robert Bork and other great Americans. Mass-ites, please come to your senses and dump this inhumane jerk.

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