From today’s American Thinker by our good friend Mrs. Janet Levy of Jihadwatch Blog.
On her recent trip to Club Gitmo:
My quest for the perfect incarceration location was satisfied recently on a visit to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, which truly rates an entry in the Michelin Guide to Correctional Facilities. I’ve informed my lawyer, family, close friends and associates that if I’m ever convicted, send me to GITMO!
“Why GITMO,” you ask?
The location is ideal, the climate sublime, food selection vast, the accommodations well ventilated, recreational opportunities abound and cultural sensitivity is king. Besides, I’d fit right in with the GITMO inhabitants. I’m a middle class college graduate, educated at a Western university. I’m not an explosives expert, but I did set off some illegal fireworks on the 4th of July once. All right, so I’m not a terrorist trainer, recruiter, aspiring martyr or financier, but my stint raising three boys has to count for something!
Yes, GITMO is definitely the choice for me. But I know my rights and have a few simple requests.
Let’s start with my religious needs. I won’t be needing the Koran that’s given to other inmates with a gloved hand to hang on the wall with a surgical mask. You can handle my Bible, the Old Testament, but you have to promise to kiss it if you accidentally drop it. Instead of an arrow on my bunk pointing toward Mecca, I’ll need a mezuzah on the cell door and will be forwarding directions certified by my rabbi indicating the exact location, angle and required prayer for proper mezuzah installation. I won’t require the customary prayer mat, skullcap and prayer beads. I’ll be content with a yoga mat and a block to work on my downward-facing dogs and chatarangas. I also won’t be needing the five times daily calls to prayer and the cone with the “P” on it that you place on the floor to enforce 20 minutes of quiet respect during each prayer session. On second thought, the “P” cone may come in handy right outside my cell during monthly cycles when I’m hormonal and dangerous.
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The “controversy” surrounding the Guantanamo Bay terrorist detention facitlity (a.k.a “Club Gitmo”) would be humerous if it were not so pathetically absurd. Only domestic insurgent Defeaticrats could be “outraged” about “abuses” at Club Gitmo. If only they were as “outraged” about actual human rights violations such as the 1.5 million living babies who are killed and discarded like trash in abortion clinics like Planned Parenthod every year in this country as they are with phony “human rights abuses” of throat cutting savages in terrorist detention facilities like Club Gitmo.