Veteran Loch Ness Monster Hunter Gives Up
LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast. After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”
…Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.
Andrew Stuttaford, writing on The Corner, noted,
You couldn’t make these things up (well, Al Gore could, and would, but you know what I mean…)
UPDATE: Gateway Pundit takes a look at the polar ice caps and wonders aloud,
Is it safe to say we’ve been scammed yet?